5 things I've learned about being a mom in the last (almost) three weeks:
1. It doesn't really matter how I look. No one is looking at me anymore.
2. Naps are no longer a luxury---they're a necessity.
3. If you stop wearing shoes in the house, you can pick stuff up with your feet.
4. A dirty floor will ruin a cute picture.
...and last, but not least...
5. In a pinch....bibs have two sides.